Pink Hair

Lots of people have it in for Poulter – if only he'd put as much effort into his game as he does into his clothes, yadda yadda. Me? I like him. He wears his collared shirt and tailored trousers as rudely as possible. Like a schoolboy, he has an air of rebellion without breaking a letter of the rules - practically daring the teachers to tell him off. Hootie is famously rumoured to have done just that, of course, with a warning not to dye his hair for his Masters appearance in 2004. The result was that Hootie looked blustering and impotent and not unlike Basil Fawlty. Its not a big leap to see the similarity between Hootie and the oldies who reminisce about how back in their day there was respect and you could leave your front door unlocked.

Every generation thinks the next one is up to no good, and there's always some mythical golden age when golf was played by gentlemen, and gentlemen didn't go round dyeing their hair or wearing jeans. I don't think the world of golf needs to be turned upside down (put those pitchforks down) but a dash of modern thinking can be no bad thing, surely?

Anyway, the reason for this unseasonal mention of Ian Poulter is that, in a mini-tribute to him, I have dyed my hair pink and purple. I'll report back on whether the Lady Captain has anything to say about it.

(Photo from ericskiff on Flickr, and no that is not me. It's pink but it's not that pink)

Myjoys puke-a-licious

The blogosphere is full of the joys of spring, and the joys of Myjoys - Footjoy's customisable golf shoe, now available online here for your colour-choosing pleasure (delivery in 3-5 weeks).

I've enjoyed having a hoke about on the website because it has allowed me to discover the most hideous shoe known to golf. Maybe even known to man. If you've ever seen an uglier shoe I'd like to know about it.

(People of a weak constitution look away now)

It's a concept that promises so much, but delivers slightly less. It's not really customisation, is it, when there are just three styles and a few base colours? The point actually is that you can choose your saddle colour(s) and there are lots and lots of colours to choose from, so you've got a fair chance of matching up with the clothes you wear.

Of course, being women, we all wear pink, or so golf clothing designers seem to think. But astonishingly Myjoys give us just one solitary shade of pink leather!